My new life plan is to install one of these underground shelters in a suburban lot, then turn around and sell the land above it to a developer for a regular house. An unsuspecting family will dwell above me. When God finally smites our country for allowing gays in the military, and the currency collapses due to an overwhelming influx of foreigners, I'll rest safely knowing the Tea Party Marauders will go for the decoy house. Stealth living at its finest!