You know what’s going to be awesome? When I have to get a normal job.
"So, why do you think you'd be great at Jimmy John's Sub Shop?"
"Ummmm... I can compute first-order perturbations to degenerate Hamiltonians. Please hire me?"
"I can design your web site and ordering system..."
"Nope, already got one."
"I can be thrown around safely!"
I have the weirdest skill set on the planet.